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LOBBYING REPORT |
Lobbying Disclosure Act of 1995 (Section 5) - All Filers Are Required to Complete This Page
2. Address
| Address1 | Post Office Box 327 |
Address2 | James A. Farley Post Office Building |
| City | New York |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 10116-0327 |
Country | USA |
3. Principal place of business (if different than line 2)
| City | Huntington |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 11743-4744 |
Country | USA |
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5. Senate ID# 81830-618
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6. House ID# 363570019
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| TYPE OF REPORT | 8. Year | 2010 |
Q1 (1/1 - 3/31) | Q2 (4/1 - 6/30) | Q3 (7/1 - 9/30) | Q4 (10/1 - 12/31) |
9. Check if this filing amends a previously filed version of this report
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11. No Lobbying Issue Activity |
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| Provide a good faith estimate, rounded to the nearest $10,000, of all lobbying related income for the client (including all payments to the registrant by any other entity for lobbying activities on behalf of the client). | 14. REPORTING Check box to indicate expense accounting method. See instructions for description of options. | ||||||||
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Reporting amounts using LDA definitions only
Method B. Reporting amounts under section 6033(b)(8) of the Internal Revenue Code Method C. Reporting amounts under section 162(e) of the Internal Revenue Code |
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| Signature | Digitally Signed By: Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., CEO and Chief Lobbyist |
Date | 04/27/2010 |
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code FIN
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., President of the U.S., Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Natl Security Council (NSC), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Office of Policy Development, Executive Office of the President (EOP)
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code WEL
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Natl Security Council (NSC), Office of Policy Development, White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., President of the U.S., Executive Office of the President (EOP)
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code GOV
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., President of the U.S., Office of Policy Development, Natl Security Council (NSC), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Executive Office of the President (EOP)
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code MMM
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Natl Security Council (NSC), Office of Policy Development, President of the U.S., White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., Executive Office of the President (EOP)
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code HCR
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Natl Security Council (NSC), Office of Policy Development, President of the U.S., White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., Executive Office of the President (EOP)
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code HOU
16. Specific lobbying issues
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (via various electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of various current federal and local officeholders, including States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and whomever is the current New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services).
My (sarcastic) "thank you" for my welfare et al. benefits since February 16, 2010 (sent via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, Jr., United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders) as shown by the following:
"I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's [Administrator], thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you" (ibid.).
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. SENATE, Centers For Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Executive Office of the President (EOP), Health & Human Services - Dept of (HHS), Natl Economic Council (NEC), Natl Security Council (NSC), Office of Policy Development, President of the U.S., White House Office, Vice President of the U.S.
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
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LOBBYIST UPDATE
23. Name of each previously reported individual who is no longer expected to act as a lobbyist for the client
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ISSUE UPDATE
24. General lobbying issue that no longer pertains
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AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS
25. Add the following affiliated organization(s)
Internet Address:
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26. Name of each previously reported organization that is no longer affiliated with the registrant or client
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FOREIGN ENTITIES
27. Add the following foreign entities:
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Principal place of business (city and state or country) |
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28. Name of each previously reported foreign entity that no longer owns, or controls, or is affiliated with the registrant, client or affiliated organization
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