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2. Address
| Address1 | Post Office Box 327 |
Address2 | James A. Farley Post Office Building |
| City | New York |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 10116-0327 |
Country | USA |
3. Principal place of business (if different than line 2)
| City | Huntington |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 11743-4744 |
Country | USA |
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| TYPE OF REPORT | 8. Year | 2010 |
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| Signature | Digitally Signed By: Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., CEO and Chief Lobbyist |
Date | 05/11/2010 |
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code GOV
16. Specific lobbying issues
Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office, and Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat).
Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner)
From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com
Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Senator Schumer:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine.
Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se).
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
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From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com
Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat) regarding telling Mrs. Joan Aikman Schrammar-McCarthy (of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and her fellow whores and fellow minions both within and without various law firms and law offices to cease her clandestine, covert et al. lawsuit and plural, logistically et al. supporting, funding and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including sexual et al. entrapment via, among others, her younger offspring/daughter Ms. Joal Mary Schrammar (also of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and offspring/son (and registered-with-New-York-State-as-a-delinquent-attorney) Mr. Scott Schrammar), strategies et al. regarding the decedent Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate and the respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estate's Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Mikey:
You wouldnt by any chance be clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining, providing logistics and other support and otherwise personally, professionally et al. favoring and supporting any lawsuit and plural and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including clandestinely et al. gathering, editing et al. various verbal et al. recordings culled from various individuals I casually, regularly et al. speak with every since 2002, including both within and without the current mens shelter I currently secondarily reside at and a particular individual primarily residing elsewhere within the New York metropolitan area, so those various conversations are clandestinely et al. used within and for the various lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, like second-guessing me, and allegedly utilizing various alleged mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area to further hamper me, including favorably obtaining my borne familys Huntington, New York, house and various other assets throughout everywhere and officially, fully et al. making each and every one of them mine), strategies
et al. regarding current New York State Supreme Court case Len Mario Brassel v. Harbourview, Inc., et al. (index number 9404/2008, case type: Other Torts, Request for Judicial Intervention (RJI) filed on July 18, 2008 even though this particular lawsuit was visibly begun within the third quarter of 2006 if not earlier), among various other lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, including your clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining and otherwise funding New York State-registered attorney and Huntington, New York-based attorney Darrin Harvey Berger of Huntington, New York, current United States federal House Representative and public relations and business consultant Steve Israel (Democrat currently representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York), the Jericho, New York-based law firm Catalano Gallardo & Petropoulos, L.L.P., the New York, New York (Financial District)-based law firm Golding & Associates, PLLC, and New York State-registered attorney and currently Staten Island, New York-based attorney Christopher H. Thompson (with the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C., providing additional logistics, support et al. upon perceived need and circumspective as so dictated by you, Mikey), now, would you? I mean, such alleged actions et al. would make full dismissal with full prejudice of any and every lawsuit et al. from you personally, professionally et al. allegedly via the aforementioned various law firms, solo practitioners et al. more than prudent for any and all involved et al., now, wouldn't it?
Oh, thank you, for far less than nothing, Mikey. (Note: Don't forget to keep and extend my tenure at the men's shelter I currently secondarily reside at past the current May 14, 2010 deadline for at least TWO MORE additional consecutive months.)
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on May 7, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and Speaker of the City Council Christine C. Quinn and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner, Majority Whip James E. Clyburn and Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, among with various news outlets)
From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) and the respective decedents Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell (via their respective Estates Administrator Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com
Re: Addendum (in brackets []) to the Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat) regarding telling Mrs. Joan Aikman Schrammar-McCarthy (of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and her fellow whores and fellow minions both within and without various law firms and law offices to cease her clandestine, covert et al. lawsuit and plural, logistically et al. supporting, funding and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including sexual et al. entrapment via, among others, her younger offspring/daughter Ms. Joal Mary Schrammar (also of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and offspring/son (and registered-with-New-York-State-as-a-delinquent-attorney) Mr. Scott Schrammar), strategies et al. regarding the decedent Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate and the respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estate's Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Mikey:
You wouldnt by any chance be clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining, providing logistics and other support and otherwise personally, professionally et al. favoring and supporting any lawsuit and plural and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including clandestinely et al. gathering, editing et al. various verbal et al. recordings culled from various individuals I casually, regularly et al. speak with every since 2002, including both within and without the current mens shelter I currently secondarily reside at and a particular individual primarily residing elsewhere within the New York metropolitan area [who is personally et al. clandestinely et al. funded by Mikey et al. via a third-party back channel/backchannel clandestinely et al. maintained and managed by the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C.], so those various conversations are clandestinely et al. used within and for the various lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, like second-guessing me, and allegedly utilizing various alleged mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area to further hamper me, including favorably obtaining my borne familys Huntington, New York, house and various other assets throughout everywhere and officially, fully et al. making each and every one of them mine), strategies et al. regarding current New York State Supreme Court case Len Mario Brassel v. Harbourview, Inc., et al. (index number 9404/2008, case type: Other Torts, Request for Judicial Intervention (RJI) filed on July 18, 2008 even though this particular lawsuit was visibly begun within the third quarter of 2006 if not earlier), among various other lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, including your clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining and otherwise funding New York State-registered attorney and Huntington, New York-based attorney Darrin Harvey Berger of Huntington, New York, current United States federal House Representative and public relations and business consultant Steve Israel (Democrat currently representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York), the Jericho, New York-based law firm Catalano Gallardo & Petropoulos, L.L.P., the New York, New York (Financial District)-based law firm Golding & Associates, PLLC, and New York State-registered attorney and currently Staten Island, New York-based attorney Christopher H. Thompson (with the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison [...]
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, White House Office, President of the U.S.
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
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19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code BUD
16. Specific lobbying issues
Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office, and Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat), continued ...
[...] Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C., providing additional logistics, support et al. upon perceived need and circumspective as so dictated by you, Mikey), now, would you? I mean, such alleged actions et al. would make full dismissal with full prejudice of any and every lawsuit et al. from you personally, professionally et al. allegedly via the aforementioned various law firms, solo practitioners et al. more than prudent for any and all involved et al., now, wouldn't it?
Oh, thank you, for far less than nothing, Mikey. (Note: Don't forget to keep and extend my tenure at the men's shelter I currently secondarily reside at past the current May 14, 2010 deadline for at least TWO MORE additional consecutive months.)
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on May 9, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and Speaker of the City Council Christine C. Quinn and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner, Majority Whip James E. Clyburn and Majority Leader Steny Hoyer)
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, U.S. SENATE, White House Office, President of the U.S.
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
| First Name | Last Name | Suffix | Covered Official Position (if applicable) | New |
Robert |
Brassell, Jr., N.P. |
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N/A |
19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code FIN
16. Specific lobbying issues
Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office, and Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat), continued ...
Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner)
From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com
Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Senator Schumer:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine.
Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se).
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
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From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com
Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat) regarding telling Mrs. Joan Aikman Schrammar-McCarthy (of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and her fellow whores and fellow minions both within and without various law firms and law offices to cease her clandestine, covert et al. lawsuit and plural, logistically et al. supporting, funding and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including sexual et al. entrapment via, among others, her younger offspring/daughter Ms. Joal Mary Schrammar (also of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and offspring/son (and registered-with-New-York-State-as-a-delinquent-attorney) Mr. Scott Schrammar), strategies et al. regarding the decedent Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate and the respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estate's Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Mikey:
You wouldnt by any chance be clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining, providing logistics and other support and otherwise personally, professionally et al. favoring and supporting any lawsuit and plural and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including clandestinely et al. gathering, editing et al. various verbal et al. recordings culled from various individuals I casually, regularly et al. speak with every since 2002, including both within and without the current mens shelter I currently secondarily reside at and a particular individual primarily residing elsewhere within the New York metropolitan area, so those various conversations are clandestinely et al. used within and for the various lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, like second-guessing me, and allegedly utilizing various alleged mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area to further hamper me, including favorably obtaining my borne familys Huntington, New York, house and various other assets throughout everywhere and officially, fully et al. making each and every one of them mine), strategies
et al. regarding current New York State Supreme Court case Len Mario Brassel v. Harbourview, Inc., et al. (index number 9404/2008, case type: Other Torts, Request for Judicial Intervention (RJI) filed on July 18, 2008 even though this particular lawsuit was visibly begun within the third quarter of 2006 if not earlier), among various other lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, including your clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining and otherwise funding New York State-registered attorney and Huntington, New York-based attorney Darrin Harvey Berger of Huntington, New York, current United States federal House Representative and public relations and business consultant Steve Israel (Democrat currently representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York), the Jericho, New York-based law firm Catalano Gallardo & Petropoulos, L.L.P., the New York, New York (Financial District)-based law firm Golding & Associates, PLLC, and New York State-registered attorney and currently Staten Island, New York-based attorney Christopher H. Thompson (with the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C., providing additional logistics, support et al. upon perceived need and circumspective as so dictated by you, Mikey), now, would you? I mean, such alleged actions et al. would make full dismissal with full prejudice of any and every lawsuit et al. from you personally, professionally et al. allegedly via the aforementioned various law firms, solo practitioners et al. more than prudent for any and all involved et al., now, wouldn't it?
Oh, thank you, for far less than nothing, Mikey. (Note: Don't forget to keep and extend my tenure at the men's shelter I currently secondarily reside at past the current May 14, 2010 deadline for at least TWO MORE additional consecutive months.)
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on May 7, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and Speaker of the City Council Christine C. Quinn and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner, Majority Whip James E. Clyburn and Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, among with various news outlets)
From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) and the respective decedents Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell (via their respective Estates Administrator Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.)
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
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Re: Addendum (in brackets []) to the Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat) regarding telling Mrs. Joan Aikman Schrammar-McCarthy (of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and her fellow whores and fellow minions both within and without various law firms and law offices to cease her clandestine, covert et al. lawsuit and plural, logistically et al. supporting, funding and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including sexual et al. entrapment via, among others, her younger offspring/daughter Ms. Joal Mary Schrammar (also of 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York and elsewhere) and offspring/son (and registered-with-New-York-State-as-a-delinquent-attorney) Mr. Scott Schrammar), strategies et al. regarding the decedent Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate and the respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estate's Administrator (i.e., me per se).
Dear Mikey:
You wouldnt by any chance be clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining, providing logistics and other support and otherwise personally, professionally et al. favoring and supporting any lawsuit and plural and other adverse-to-me-personally-and-professionally actions, activities, tactics (including clandestinely et al. gathering, editing et al. various verbal et al. recordings culled from various individuals I casually, regularly et al. speak with every since 2002, including both within and without the current mens shelter I currently secondarily reside at and a particular individual primarily residing elsewhere within the New York metropolitan area [who is personally et al. clandestinely et al. funded by Mikey et al. via a third-party back channel/backchannel clandestinely et al. maintained and managed by the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C.], so those various conversations are clandestinely et al. used within and for the various lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, like second-guessing me, and allegedly utilizing various alleged mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area to further hamper me, including favorably obtaining my borne familys Huntington, New York, house and various other assets throughout everywhere and officially, fully et al. making each and every one of them mine), strategies et al. regarding current New York State Supreme Court case Len Mario Brassel v. Harbourview, Inc., et al. (index number 9404/2008, case type: Other Torts, Request for Judicial Intervention (RJI) filed on July 18, 2008 even though this particular lawsuit was visibly begun within the third quarter of 2006 if not earlier), among various other lawsuits et al. directly, indirectly et al. adverse to me personally and professionally, including your clandestinely, covertly et al. retaining and otherwise funding New York State-registered attorney and Huntington, New York-based attorney Darrin Harvey Berger of Huntington, New York, current United States federal House Representative and public relations and business consultant Steve Israel (Democrat currently representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York), the Jericho, New York-based law firm Catalano Gallardo & Petropoulos, L.L.P., the New York, New York (Financial District)-based law firm Golding & Associates, PLLC, and New York State-registered attorney and currently Staten Island, New York-based attorney Christopher H. Thompson (with the New York, New York (midtown Manhattan/Madison [...]
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Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office, and Re: Follow up to me and my firm's May 2, 2010, 8:23 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloombergs (a.k.a. Mikeys) Offices First Deputy Mayor Patricia E. Harris (a.k.a. Pat), concluded.
[...] Square Garden-area)-based law firm Baker, McEvoy, Morrissey & Moskovits, P.C., providing additional logistics, support et al. upon perceived need and circumspective as so dictated by you, Mikey), now, would you? I mean, such alleged actions et al. would make full dismissal with full prejudice of any and every lawsuit et al. from you personally, professionally et al. allegedly via the aforementioned various law firms, solo practitioners et al. more than prudent for any and all involved et al., now, wouldn't it?
Oh, thank you, for far less than nothing, Mikey. (Note: Don't forget to keep and extend my tenure at the men's shelter I currently secondarily reside at past the current May 14, 2010 deadline for at least TWO MORE additional consecutive months.)
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via electronic correspondence sent on May 9, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and Speaker of the City Council Christine C. Quinn and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner, Majority Whip James E. Clyburn and Majority Leader Steny Hoyer)
Dear Mr. President, Vice President, Senator Schumer, Mayor Bloomberg (a.k.a. "Mikey"), Secretary Geithner, Dr. Summers et al.:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my personal and professional capacities, including for myself pre se and as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator and the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator, I just realized something: apparently certain ... major bond et al. investment et al. accounts under my deceased mother Mrs. Delois Brassell, a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell, are about to mature and need to be renewed. Of course, who knows what ... may occur to those major accounts and other assets without the Estate Administrator's signoff on them, i.e., changing their ownership from mom to myself per se? Oh, yes: "directing" various metaphorical et al. whores such as those throughout the Town of Huntington, those from same township and those without it and intimately linked and still-involved with it via many sets of various law firms to implicitly, clandestinely et al. discredit and otherwise disparage me so I am further distracted from obtaining those aforementioned accounts held by many various financial et al. Wall Street firms.
Now "you good boys and girls" who are so intimately close to those various Wall Street firms go tell all those same Wall Street firms to IMMEDIATELY (i.e., as of today, Thursday, April 29, 2010) mail (via United States Postal Service Certified First-Class Mail) to Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator Mr. Robert James Brassell, Jr., each and every one of those Change of Ownership forms for each and every one of those investment et al. accounts. You "good boys and girls" CAN AND WILL do that simple, long-overdue task, I believe with simple Level-4/Category-Red-secured-and-"clean" telephone calls.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my personal and professional capacities, including for myself pre se and as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator and the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator.
RJB, Jr., N.P.
(via various electronic/e-mail correspondence sent on April 29, 2010 to the official White House Office website and NYC Mayor Bloomberg, U.S. Senator Schumer, U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and U.S. House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner's respective official websites)
I thank you all for all the welfare et al. benefits I have received since February 16, 2010, the date I was officially-government- stamped-and-labeled as "indigent". As many of you already know, I have avoided going onto to the individual welfare rolls for over a decade even though I more than qualified to do so for various financial and other personal and professional reasons. However I recently, as of October 30, 2009, was left with no other chose but to walk into a New York City homeless shelter and thus become further qualified to "go on welfare" (officially on the individual New York City et al. welfare rolls since February 16, 2010) due to various nefarious, if not outright criminal, circumstances and occurrences both within and without the New York metropolitan area. I also am without access to, ownership of my deceased mother's major investment et al. accounts which apparently, allegedly all of you apparently, allegedly are more than aware of and apparently, allegedly have helped various financial houses withhold from me, her New-York-State-Surrogate-Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified decedent's Estate's Admininistrator, thus further requiring me to "be on welfare" until I fully, unconditionally, unrestrictedly, officially et al. access and change ownership of each and every one of her major investment et al. accounts to me per se.
Until then, I practically daily apply for various occupations within various, numerous for-profit et al. corporations and other major et al. entities with known, well-established headquarters' addresses and subsidiaries' addresses as well as "complying" with various legitimate regulations and laws, not those concocted by various ... individuals to as to please various metaphorical johns both within and without various Wall Street firms domestically-based and foreign-based, so I daily accrue and qualify for even more benefits. So you can all stop pushing me to be further "processed" (I just sarcastically love these euphemisms) so I am further metaphorically soiled and metaphorically bloodied so as to discredit my decedent's estate authority et al. Oh, yes: I am more than aware of such "naughty" behavior and actions on each and every one of your (plural and singular) parts and singular. Now I have to continue my "Back-to-Work Job Search" today, Saturday/the Sabbath, April 24, 2010 and prepare to go to my required Tuesday, April 27, 2010 court appearance within the Chambers of current New York State Supreme Court Justice Mark D. Cohen to further confront the nefarious, disgusting, wholly-unnecessary lawsuit you and your metaphorical johns have metaphorically et al. supported and maintained so I am further hampered in obtaining and solely owning ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mother AND my deceased father's assets, i.e., making those assets mine. Keep ALL, ALL, ALL those benefits coming to me until I ACTUALLY ET AL. no longer need them, i.e., making ALL, ALL, ALL my deceased mom and dad's assets mine. Thank you.
(via electronic correspondence sent on either Friday, April 23, 2010 or Saturday, April 24, 2010 to the official government websites of current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, United States federal House Representative Steve Israel, New York State Assemblyman James D. Conte, New York State Senator Carl L. Marcellino, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whomever is the current (as of April 23-24, 2010) New York City Commissioner of Homeless Services, and (via the official White House Office website) President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, Vice President of the United States of America Joseph Biden, United States federal Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius and various other pertinent-and-necessary-to-individual-welfare-recipients'-benefits federal officeholders)
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