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LOBBYING REPORT |
Lobbying Disclosure Act of 1995 (Section 5) - All Filers Are Required to Complete This Page
2. Address
| Address1 | Post Office Box 327 |
Address2 | James A. Farley Post Office Building |
| City | New York |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 10116-0327 |
Country | USA |
3. Principal place of business (if different than line 2)
| City | New York |
State | NY |
Zip Code | 10001-7800 |
Country | USA |
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5. Senate ID# 81830-847
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6. House ID# 363570041
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| TYPE OF REPORT | 8. Year | 2009 |
Q1 (1/1 - 3/31) | Q2 (4/1 - 6/30) | Q3 (7/1 - 9/30) | Q4 (10/1 - 12/31) |
9. Check if this filing amends a previously filed version of this report
| 10. Check if this is a Termination Report | Termination Date | |
11. No Lobbying Issue Activity |
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| INCOME relating to lobbying activities for this reporting period was: | EXPENSE relating to lobbying activities for this reporting period were: | ||||||||
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| Provide a good faith estimate, rounded to the nearest $10,000, of all lobbying related income for the client (including all payments to the registrant by any other entity for lobbying activities on behalf of the client). | 14. REPORTING Check box to indicate expense accounting method. See instructions for description of options. | ||||||||
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Method A.
Reporting amounts using LDA definitions only
Method B. Reporting amounts under section 6033(b)(8) of the Internal Revenue Code Method C. Reporting amounts under section 162(e) of the Internal Revenue Code |
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| Signature | Digitally Signed By: Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., CEO and Chief Lobbyist |
Date | 12/12/2009 |
LOBBYING ACTIVITY. Select as many codes as necessary to reflect the general issue areas in which the registrant engaged in lobbying on behalf of the client during the reporting period. Using a separate page for each code, provide information as requested. Add additional page(s) as needed.
15. General issue area code FIN
16. Specific lobbying issues
Additional Wall Street "whoring"/whoring.
During the middle of October 2009, I mailed to the White House Office ("ATTN: Mr. President, Secretary of Homeland Security, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of State, Mr. Vice President, Director of the [FBI], Director of National Intelligence (DNI), Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of the [U.S.A.], [et al.]"), the New York City Police Derpartment (NYPD, "ATTN: the Hon. Raymond Kelly and the First Deputy Commissioner"), the Suffolk County (N.Y.) Police Department (SCPD, "ATTN: the Hon. Police Commissioner and the [First] Deputy Commissioner"), the New York State Office of Court Administration (NYS OCA, "ATTN: the Chief Administrative Judge of [NYS], the First Deputy Chief Administrative Judge of [NYS] and the main Chief of Operations"), the United Nations (UN, "ATTN: the Secretary-General of the [UN]"), on behalf of myself and my small, obscure paralegal-pro bono lobbying-consulting firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (U.S. Senate lobbying identification number 81830, U.S. House of Representatives lobbying ID number ) a one-page firm stationary (with an enclosed full-page photocopy of each of my crucial photo identifications, including my individual NYS DMV Learner Permit, individual NYS Notary Public Identification Card, my individual South Huntington (N.Y.) Public Library card and my individual U.S. Selective Service System Registration Acknowledgment card) officially and otherwise requesting a full, all-the-years-of-my-life, unrestricted security background check request on myself and my firm, particularly focusing on myself. I am more than aware that in order for any business, anyone to even be considered for potential government contract work they must first and foremost be fully security cleared. Also, apparently due to some unusual security restriction(s) on my file(s), I wanted to fully "flag" anyone who who would even think about even harassing me and anyone else around me (sort of like a badly-improvised tripwire linked to numerous alarms and other early-warning systems/devices), to further prevent Wall Street's true masters and many others from bothering, hindering me, my current clients and others around me. So I mailed to each of the aforementioned agencies and organizations the aforementioned stationary and enclosure. Since then, I received no respond from any of the aforementioned agencies and organizations, however several of my current clients and their families and immediate friends and colleagues apparently have been occasionally indirectly and directly harassed and, since November 8, 2009, many of the residents and staff at the New York City Department of Homeless Services' (NYC DHS) 30th Street Men's Shelter (located at 400 East 30th Street, #430, New York, NY 10016-8310) apparently directly and indirectly harassed (apparently including even one of my roommates and his family and colleagues). Apparently, those who actually own and control Wall Street are using all their influence and resources to prevent me and my firm from obtaining even one iota of my deceased mother Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's huge, major investment accounts apparently "buried" within many investment houses' files/vaults, apparently including UBS AG, Deutsche Bank AG, Rothschild North America Inc., the Development Bank of Japan and Morgan Stanley.
Current events at definite locales to show further alleged Wall Street "whoring"/whoring examples: I, as of October 30-31, 2009, am a registered NYC DHS "resident", in-house HA number 8549265, and have been "herded" (along with numerous other men) in between five separate homeless shelters in between the NYC Boroughs of the Bronx and New York and Brooklyn/Kings County, without any notice to me or any other homeless men/residents. I, on November 17, 2009, without any prior warning, was dumped onto the NYC DHS Barbara S. Kleiman Residence (located at 300 Skillman Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11211-1607) in the late afternoon/early evening with barely any carfare to travel with any basically no real directions to get to the aforementioned homeless shelter. Since I have been with the NYC DHS structure and stricture, I have been pressured to go along with seemingly arbitrary rules and regulations, not to mention any REAL requirements, while I am within the system. Now, I have to ask this rather-tardy/late, VERY LATE, sarcastic, definite, probably rhetorical question: Are Wall Streets masters, managers and owners pressuring their Wall Street whores/whores to allegedly pressure the NYC Mayors Office to allegedly pressure, among other agencies, NYC DHS to allegedly pressure their senior DHS bureaucrats (allegedly including the DHS Commissioner himself and his Office) to allegedly pressure their field senior and junior bureaucrats (allegedly including several homeless shelter staffers and personnel) to pressure me into doing things I have NO intention of even considering, like having me submit to an unneeded psychological/psychiatric evaluation with less that five business of notice to boot? I mean, Wall Street and its masters et al. wouldnt allegedly be pressuring anyone to question my credibility as, among various other things, the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator and the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator so I could no longer continue to look for and find my deceased mothers REAL, HUGE investment et al. accounts within the custody of such major investment and other financial houses as the previously-mentioned ones, now would they? Eh, huh? Who REALLY knows, eh? (Another rhetorical, sarcastic question: Cant have too-many whores/whores on standby, now can you?)
17. House(s) of Congress and Federal agencies Check if None
White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., U.S. Postal Service (USPS), State - Dept of (DOS), President of the U.S., Office of the Secretary of Defense, Natl Security Council (NSC), Justice - Dept of (DOJ), Joint Chiefs of Staff, Homeland Security - Dept of (DHS), Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Executive Office of the President (EOP), Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), Defense - Dept of (DOD), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), Office of the Vice President of the United States
18. Name of each individual who acted as a lobbyist in this issue area
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19. Interest of each foreign entity in the specific issues listed on line 16 above Check if None
Information Update Page - Complete ONLY where registration information has changed.
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LOBBYIST UPDATE
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ISSUE UPDATE
24. General lobbying issue that no longer pertains
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AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS
25. Add the following affiliated organization(s)
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26. Name of each previously reported organization that is no longer affiliated with the registrant or client
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FOREIGN ENTITIES
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28. Name of each previously reported foreign entity that no longer owns, or controls, or is affiliated with the registrant, client or affiliated organization
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